Drink deeply, you poor stiffs , of my quickie observations regarding when video games cross paths with actual, touchable, nutty-as-a-jay-bird famous people. Then regret that you can never get the time back, and go do something productive.
Burnout: Lindsay Lohan wraps her career around a tree.
That's Lindsay on the right. See? Your mother wasn't lying.
Rock Band / Call of Duty Mashup: Justin Bieber sings. Please shoot me.
How did Jamie Lee Curtis get in here?
Fred Space: Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy is trapped on the Ishimura, pursued by mutated, bloodthirsty Cuban bandleaders.
"Ishi? You got some splainin' to do!
Red Dead: Boris Yeltsin fails to wrangle in those American cowpokes. (Too soon?)
Turn your head and cough, Bill
Twilight Princess: Kristen Stewart/Midna? Midna/Kristen Stewart? Am I right?
The Queen of, like, Whatever-Land
Mass Effect: What nine years of Catholic grade school can do to a kid. Just ask Mel.
All I'm sayin' is that you need balance. That's all I'm sayin'
Uncharted: The tragic turn in Will Smith's film career.
General Cypher Raige. No, really. Cypher Raige.
The Saboteur: The Paula Deen syndrome.
Real swift, Paula. Have a burger
Bioshock: What happens when you spend a little too much "quality time" with Paris Hilton.
Ya think Jimmy Hoffa is under all that?
See what life is like out there? Now go hug your mother.