The economy being what it still is, many prominent video game personalities have had to supplement their incomes with a little moonlighting. Here's a list of digital folks who have put their experiences to good use. Or, you know, not.
Kratos: Chiropractor.
Kratos uses his significant knowledge of anatomy to relieve patients of their pain.
You may feel a little pressure
Link: Speech therapist.
'Cause he's a good listener. That makes sense, right?
Nothing creepy about a kid who looks like this and doesn't talk. Ever.
Gordon Freeman: Carnival barker. As far from theoretical physicist as possible, because that worked out so well...
Nice going, Gordo
Sackboy: Rosin bag
No, don't let Mr. Sluggo pitch this inning NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Monkey: Etiquette advisor
Yeah, this guy knows what a finger bowl is
That Faceless, Nameless, First Person Shooter Guy: Assembly line worker
Because there's nothing like doing the same thing over...and over...and over deargodmakeitstop!
Ico: Tour guide
"C'mon! We got some climbing to do. You'll love it!"
Fallout Guy: Interior decorator
"Hey, this gives me an idea for the master bedroom."
Amaterasu: Fire dog
Do you smell something? 'Cause I smell something
Finally, Burnout driver: Mulch
Yeah, that's not gonna last